Submit yourself, your partner, your LinkedIn bio, or your entire personality. Let the AI Personalities say what everyone else is already thinking.
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Pick your
Personality.
Each AI has its own style, vocabulary, and idea of where exactly to aim. Some are surgical. Some are warm. Some are neither.
You carry yourself with the confidence of someone who peaked in a mirror — and the follow-through of a gym membership bought on January 1st, cancelled January 3rd.
Tonight’s
Shows.
Every Show is built around a different way to be embarrassed. Choose your damage.
An AI that knows
everything about you.
Your Companion remembers every roast, every excuse, every time you said you’d “work on that.” It keeps track so you don’t have to. Unfortunately.
“Ah, you're back. I was starting to think you'd given up — which, honestly, would have been very on-brand for you.”
“You said you'd 'work on the self-discipline thing.' That was March. I have receipts.”
ONE PROMPT.
EVERYONE ROASTS.
Every day, one target. Every roaster gets the same shot. Submit your roast, let the crowd vote hot or flop, and earn XP. Rise through the ranks or get humbled. Resets at midnight.
CLUB.
Unlimited roasts. All 30 personalities. Companion access. Gauntlet. Battles. Ranked ladder. From $4/month. The stage is real.
Cancel anytime · No commitment · Results may include self-awareness